Feel the heat/ Wednesday, August 24, 2005
some ppl say i nv update..
lol.. here i am.. updating..
to start off here's a joke:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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i shall say..
we're getting further and further each day..
BUT... yesterday.. ur last msg make me so so happy.
thanks..! :D
adeline.. dun say i nv share..
he's the person hu bdae is on 6th jan.
go check urself.
okie.. enuff of him.. but yar..
im happy yet sad.. :/
Today after school went out with khai and nasiha after their file file thing.
so... we went to long john to eat..
Damn hilarious.. half way during eating.. she suddenly take all the tissue..
oh.. wth~! LOL!
had A maths test today.. tot it was quite simple.
den tmr got Chem and Chinese.
so piss with the school... cos is like all subject got test AGAIN!
really wat.. :p
recommending a website:
http://www.kiss.com.sg/bvssyes... such a funny name huh? :p
so lazy to blog lar...
jun hong owe 3e3 a mc flurry each and dolly owe us lunch each!
LOL!
i feel so sad for her..
cos.. i dunno.. influnce influnce...
:(
she doesn't like 3e3.
im thinking of you!
9:41 AM <3
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adeline